"family loves and supports you no matter what"
laughs. laughs for three hundred years. laughs into the next ice age
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
Every story needs a good old-fashioned villain.
My 12-year-old self is freaking out right now. This could quite possibly be the best throwback Thursday ever.
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I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT
#also favorite hat
Johnny Depp supporting #boyincroptops1984